Shorter Rudy 9iu11ni By: Mark W Adams

9/11 was on a Tuesday. Election day is on a Tuesday. 9/11 was an election day. Vote for me, 9/11. (H.T. Jeff)

And could someone please make this stuff stop. It went from silly to weird to embarrassing all too long ago.

"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be—hold hands."—on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process," Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008

While I'm at it, can someone tell me just what Dana Peroxide IS good for?

Q Can we finish with the budget deficits --

MS. PERINO: The economy? Okay.

Q -- since we're on that? What do you think of this new CBO estimate that shows the slowing economy having a pretty dramatic effect on increasing the debt?

MS. PERINO: Well, I don't know how they come to their -- all of the numbers at CBO. It's a little bit -- math is not my strong suit.