A Headline I'd Love To See
By: Mark W Adams

Ultimate Revenge:

Senate Confirms Al Gore to Supreme Court
Two new vacancies open up as Justice Scalia's head explodes upon hearing the news.
Shrapnel takes out Chief Justice Roberts, standing nearby.

Bill Clinton and Katrina Vanden Heuvel tapped as probable replacements.

Rush Limbaugh still in coma, presumed brain-dead. Expected to continue broadcasts.


Ara said...

What? No Hillary??

G. A. Roach said...

Good Gawd! This is why I luvz teh Dispassionatate One. lmfao Why didn't I think of that? Cheney has fatal heart attack watching Dubya "accidentally" fall down White House stairs!