Lower Right Wing Nuttistan
By: Mark W Adams

According to those in the know, John ("I was a POW, Dammit") McCain will be announcing his VP choice at an all too appropriate venue in Dayton: the Nutter Center at Wright State on the anniversary of the the day the levees broke.

Whoever is in charge of planning and symbolism for the GOP sure is doing a Heckuvajob.


Happy Birthday Senator. If you're lucky, someone might give you a new battery for your hearing aid, cuz you're absolutely tone deaf.