Don't You Just Hate Drudge's Headlines By: Mark W Adams

HEARING ON 'WARMING OF PLANET' CANCELLED BECAUSE OF ICE STORM...

Paging Mr. Gore ... Mr. Gore, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Honey, could you drop off some salt for the sidewalks in Cleveland on your way to Hollywood?

Fine Tipper, as soon as you help me find my long underwear so I can pack it for the trip to Oslo.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

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