Helen Rocks By: Mark W Adams

Just a taste.

New rules:

I will stop calling George Bush a jackass when he stops calling me a terrorist: Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

I will stop calling John McCain an ass when he stops calling Barack
Obama a socialist at every dog and pony show on the Straight Talk
Express tour.

I will stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops calling Obama
a terrorist sympathizer.  And I will stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch
when she stops calling the parts of the country where I don’t live more
Pro-American than the part of the country where I do live.    And I
will definitely stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops acting
like a bitch.

Andy tells us Helen is 82 years young, lives in Texas, isn't too fond of the blond bimbo on The View either, and gives great blog.