Fred Barnes Nightmare By: Mark W Adams

What scares the Bejeebus outta Fox Pundit and Weekly Standard's paid monkey-typist Fred Barnes?  Here's the short list of his Worst Case Scenario when Barack Obama sweeps into the D.C. Village with his team of terrorist congress critters:

1. They make it easier to join a union.
2. Conservative Hate-Speech Radio might have competition from Love Speaking Liberals.
3. Robert Bork's dream of someday getting on the Supreme Court will be dashed for all time.
4. All America's children will get health care.
5. The tax-free-ride for millionaires might end.

I know Barnes personifies a ridiculous caricature of a right-wing demagogue, but did you notice what's missing, what doesn't seem to matter after 6 years of branding Democrats as unpatriotic cowards?

OBAMA WILL END THE GODDAMN IRAQ QUAGMIRE.

See, this simply amplifies the maxim that conservative's only fight terrorists when convenient in their perpetual struggle to exploit the poor and middle class as they wage war on liberals.