Mark Noonan, King of the Self-Deluded By: Mark W Adams

The Blog's For Bush psycho is seriously thinking about running against Harry Reid in 2010.

Who? Me, that's who. Yep: little, old nobody me. I am a nobody...but I'm a nobody who blogs,

He really should have just stopped there. But Sadly, No.

In the course of plugging his book which I'm assuming from Noonan's delusional rant is primarily about some corrupt cabal of mobsters that Harry Reid runs like some old mafioso casino owner, and referencing his intimate knowledge of Reid's supposed evil ways -- Noonan assures us that he would not go negative (which is the only thing he seems to think is going to help him win anything) but as revelations about Harry's crimes come to light (no doubt thanks to Mark knowing oddles about it all) Noonan would treat Reid with more and more Christian kindness.

The delicious irony of it all. The moron all but says his only qualification for the job of United States Senator is that he can tell us all the dirt on Harry Reid, but he's too nice a guy to use that as an advantage.

These people are really weird.