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Unnamed internet sources have suggested that a trail of chewed soda cans and Cheeto crumbs leading to his apartment confirm the anonymous rumor that Kaus Blows Goats.
Micky Kaus has yet to answer these charges. The original source of this scathing indictment could not be located, but may be hiding out at PETA headquaters.
Suspected of somehow being involved in the case, Duncan Black, Olliver Willis, Melissa McEwan and Matt Yglesias could not be reached for comment, because I was just too busy listening to Rush Limbaugh while painting fungicide on my toes to call them for a response.
Micky Kaus has yet to answer these charges. The original source of this scathing indictment could not be located, but may be hiding out at PETA headquaters.
Suspected of somehow being involved in the case, Duncan Black, Olliver Willis, Melissa McEwan and Matt Yglesias could not be reached for comment, because I was just too busy listening to Rush Limbaugh while painting fungicide on my toes to call them for a response.
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