More Juice, Less Pulp By: Mark W Adams

It would have almost been worth it to see the charges against O.J. dropped just so we could get back to more important "news," like Rhymes With Lacy Peterson, or who Donnie and Marie think we should elect.

What we will never get enough information on is the Android Wars or the imminent invasion of the Monkey Clones!

(H.T. Oliver, who will be really upset when this mug is all over Teh TeeVee doing color commentary on Hillary's Impeachment Trial in about 2015.)