If Only Rove Wasn't A Pussy By: Mark W Adams

Sadly, these guys weren't around in 1960. History would have been all the better.

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Bully-proof underwear earned
8-year-old twin Ohio boys a spot Friday on daytime TV talk show, "The
Ellen DeGeneres Show."

Using
rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared
and Justin Serovich came up with the "Rip Away 1000," a pair of
underwear that cannot be jerked up to give its wearer a painful
"wedgie."

Had these heroes been around in time, maybe Karl Rove would have had a defense against that little girl who beat him up, and made him a die hard GOP shill for life.