Rudely Dismissing Ann(Mitt's My Man)
By: Mark W Adams

The Rude Pundit:

"Now enough of this bullshit. It's time to get back to real issues, like Walter Reed, U.S. Attorneys, and the fact that, as the Rude Pundit's said before, prison's gonna be hard on man who lets other men call him 'Scooter,' especially when his last name is a brand of canned fruit."
I'd agree if I weren't so busy handing out stuffed ponies to four out of five liberal boys and girls.

...and You get a pony! ...and You get a pony!...and You get a pony!...and You get a, um, no sorry -- you don't get a pony!... But You get a pony, too!

1 Comment:

Anonymous said...

And somebody named 'Slash' gets a ponyboy bunkmate named 'Scooter' to take a spin on.

Except we both know he'll be pardoned from the country club prison he goes to, if he goes at all.