Some Things On the Intertubez Are Not True
By: Mark W Adams


For instance, "Obama's Elf" is not the original title to this song, but you'll never hear this song the right way again.

Also, Google Earth did NOT find the Lost City of Atlantis -- or so they want you to believe.

Being pissed off at the Republicans for wrecking the world is not "partisanship, it is analysis.

Prawo Jazdy is not the world's worst driver -- unless he's really Keyser Söze.

Hip Hip will not save the Notorious G.O.P.

Barack Obama is not bigger than the Beatles.

Joe the Wall Street Analyst is not going to gain much sympathy from guys really named Joe who really do plumbing work.

Roland Burris is not going to last another week.

Republicans are not being shut out of the health care negotiations -- they just refuse to show.

Norm Coleman will not be able to get elected dog catcher after all this crap.

Nowhere are they really promoting what Americans really want to debate.

Finally, it must be pointed out that  "John Gibson never compared Eric Holder to a monkey with a bright blue scrotum," - Huffington Post, February 19, 2009.