The wit and wisdom of Lizzy Adams By: Mark W Adams

Two things that are not appropriate names for your kids

Orangello [pronounced: Oh-RON--JelO]
Lemongello [pronounced: Lay-MON--JelO]

Questionable food substances of unknown origin are confusing enough to their teenage friends without having to avoid ordering them at the cafeteria.

Also, Toprameneesha is really just the female version of Japanese noodles -- likewise just plain silly.