From His Cold Dead Fingers By: Mark W Adams

This is priceless.

Secret Service: No guns allowed at NRA event with John McCain

McCain's on the campaign trail in Kentucky, and he's coming after your guns.

Guns are not barred from the state-owned south wing of the Fairgrounds Convention Center and John McCain's campaign folks said it was fine with them if NRA members with valid concealed carry permits brought guns into his speech. But since our story last week, the Secret Service has stepped in.

But NRA members who walk through the doors will be greeted by metal detectors, they won't be allowed to carry in weapons, even if they have a valid concealed carry permit.

According to an NRA spokesperson, Secret Service members have stepped in and said while firearms will still be allowed in the convention center, they will not be allowed in the Celebration of American Values Forum.

Attention Hillbilly Hassassins: Plan B.

(H.T. Memorandum)