Wait, Wait, Wait!!! Not Saturday!
By: Mark W Adams

Saturday you say? Saturday?!?

Okay, I know they switched it from Friday cuz of that whole Dead Kennedy anniversary thing she stuck her big fat foot into.

But remember the last time she "conceded" on a Saturday Night?

So, at this point, I think it would be in the best interests of the party if I stepped aside for the Obama campaign. PSYCH, that's never going to happen. It's not happening. (LOUD AUDIENCE CHEERS) I am not jumping out of this until after the Inauguration. Even then I won't be gracious.