By: Mark W Adams

Your cat thinks you are very strange indeed. In fact, it's quite possible your cat does nothing but think up ways to kill you between feedings.

Cheetahs attack woman at cat sanctuary.
More specifically, your cat feels neglected and that you should pay more attention to it than your blog habit or those kid who it hates too.

Your cat
has delusions of grandeur.

Your cat thinks the pedestal you put it on needs a pillow.

Your cat
has rat breath.

Your cat
has even worse breath.

My dogs on the other hand, alert me if a cat or a sticky fingered child tries to sneak up on me when I'm writing.