Bush Is So Not Funny By: Mark W Adams

Not to be outdone by the wisecracking McJokester McCain and his McReference to killing all Iranians via lethal injection of Marlboros, Still President Bush is again indulging in his morbid brand of humor upon leaving the G8 summit.

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

Where's the Daily Show when you need them? Oh, right here, mocking Bush's decision not to do a damn thing about the environment.

I can understand that. They've got six months left; why would they want to screw up a perfect score of zero for 3,726 in siding with citizens over corporate buddies? That would just be stupid.

Look, George Bush knows his baseball. So, he knows that when you've got this kind of a streak going, you don't make any changes to your routine.

They may be on vacation, but they still have access to their blog, thank goodness.