Why Does Coultergeist Loves Her Some Mitt? By: Mark W Adams

In keeping with the editorial changes for blogtopia announced in March of this year, further review of Ann Coulter's strictly hetero fascination with Mitt Romney seems in order at this time.

McJoan thinks we are better knowing this little tidbit:

His promotional flyer says, "In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."

Nothing like elevating the debate.

He doesn't allow his $600 barber bill to appear on his financial disclosure forms, but he must be spending twice that much weekly between the tanning booth, botox treatments, hair-die, and huge vats of VO-5 he spreads on with a trowel.

I should give Coultergeist some slack. After all, she has decribed her dream-boat kinda guy and Romney just doesn't fit the bill:

"Cheney is my ideal man. Because he's solid. He's funny. He's very handsome. He was a football player. People don't think about him as the glamour type because he's a serious person, he wears glasses, he's lost his hair. But he's a very handsome man. And you cannot imagine him losing his temper, which I find extremely sexy."

There must be something else she sees in Mitt. It must be his consistently steadfast conformity to conservative principles -- as long as he's talking to a conservative audience.

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