That Didn't Take Long

I'll take Lesbians for $500, Alex . . .
. . . Which muslim woman was Hillary having an affair with?

Scroll down a couple of posts and you'll see me reference the rumor that could effect the election about to make the Pajamahadeen echo chamber. I was close in my speculation, narrowing it down some anyway, but this thing is now such a wild, wingnut wet dream that it has to be bull. In fact, nailing Hillary with the "too butch" and "soft on muslims" angle in one shot sounds like something right out of Karl Roves' file cabinet.


This one is almost too ambitious, honestly. In fact, it's so close to exactly the kind of thing Pam Atlas would cream her jeans about after a long night of obsessing about John Bolton painting her toenails, now that names are named it only lacks a mustache ride to complete the deal for her.

I’m placing my money on the lesbian-Hillary angle (I was the first to assert this publicly, Tues. 8 pm PST, with connection to the Ron Rosenbaum report).

Somebody get that girl some new batteries for her shaky stick. You can just feel Pam's fingers fly when she types the words, "glamorous HUMA ABEDIN, an Indian/Pakistani goddess from Kalamazoo . . ."

Kalamazoo?

Uhm, really? That exotic local known for, well . . . sounding almost as funny as WallaWalla Washington . . . and it's Viagra plant? (Oh, yeah, that explains it.)

Hillary sweety, you knew they were never going to let you look strong without going after your sexuality. Did you really think they were content with just smearing John Edwards with Teh Gay lies?

Repressed sexual obsession is one of the major symptoms of the disease known as conservativeness. It goes with the territory. I'm just surprised they came out with this so early. Wingnuttystan must be scared to death of her.