Exposing the lack of compassion by conservatives and
debunking right wing hypocrisy at every opportunity.
Since Chuck Norris has told us that Mike Huckabee is going to be President, well ... that's the way it's going to be. And of course, Chuck isn't going to put just anyone in the White House unless they already agreed to run things The Chuck Norris Way:
Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can't vote on anything.
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Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries.
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Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist.
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Resolve the Iraq war by bringing all of our military personnel home immediately, then going over there by myself for "martial arts negotiations."
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Complete the plan to bring Tony Blair to the U.S. as my vice president.
Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.
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Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues.
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